You may have noticed that I'm not posting as much as I usually do. That is because I have several boils on my backside and it is very painful to sit down and type anything. Plus the doc has pumped me full of antibiotics which are making me fricking tired.
I shall resume usual service once I'm able to sit down.
Pants
Slow down in Posting
Slow down in Posting
Zoe Barr
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Re: Slow down in Posting
Cheers Nick,
I'm heading to the doc today to get some more anti-biotics pumped into me so hopefully that should clear it out.
I'm heading to the doc today to get some more anti-biotics pumped into me so hopefully that should clear it out.
Zoe Barr
Chief Petty Officer
Chief Petty Officer
Re: Slow down in Posting
Dare I ask, how did you get two big boils on your arse? 
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Dirk Pitt
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Sorry life is such a pain in the ass for you.... 
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Ranger2011
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Terrible Dirk, just terrible.
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Dirk Pitt
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True...True.... 
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First squad leader
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Pulse Rifle w/ 4 grenades, 8 canister shells
M1911 Colt .45 caliber Sidearm
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Ithaca Shotgun
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Cigarettes
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Ranger2011
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Re: Slow down in Posting
Lol. I can hardly feel my arms, doing PT yesterday and man, our Sergeant found some new exercise and it hurts. I went back to the dorm and crashed, didn't even post until like, 10pm. But yes Dirk, you are an evil man you know that...?
Private Michael K. Johnson
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Re: Slow down in Posting
Nice one Dirk!
To answer your question I don't know how they got on my butt. Maybe I scratched a little to much? Seriously though I don't know but it could be related to the fact that my diet usually consisted of a lot of coka cola.
Anyway I'm now the proud owner of a rather large hole in my left buttock but at least its not leaking pus!
To answer your question I don't know how they got on my butt. Maybe I scratched a little to much? Seriously though I don't know but it could be related to the fact that my diet usually consisted of a lot of coka cola.
Anyway I'm now the proud owner of a rather large hole in my left buttock but at least its not leaking pus!
Zoe Barr
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Ranger2011
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Oh God that's awful man. I don't wanna think about it.
Private Michael K. Johnson
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Re: Slow down in Posting
Call Guiness book of records and say You have two assholes. Be famous!pants wrote: Nice one Dirk!
To answer your question I don't know how they got on my butt. Maybe I scratched a little to much? Seriously though I don't know but it could be related to the fact that my diet usually consisted of a lot of coka cola.
Anyway I'm now the proud owner of a rather large hole in my left buttock but at least its not leaking pus!
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Re: Slow down in Posting
Hahahaha!
When I rang Guiness Book of records about having the largest penis in the world and I told them how long my penis was they said that I had a better chance at the smallest penis in the world record. That's the last time I rang them!
Anywho I'm coming right now so should be able to post more often now that I can sit down without to much pain.
Pants
When I rang Guiness Book of records about having the largest penis in the world and I told them how long my penis was they said that I had a better chance at the smallest penis in the world record. That's the last time I rang them!
Anywho I'm coming right now so should be able to post more often now that I can sit down without to much pain.
Pants
Zoe Barr
Chief Petty Officer
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Re: Slow down in Posting
Sorry I haven't posted but my computer broke and I won't be able to post till I get a new one probably on thrusday or friday. Sorry for disappearing like that!
Pants
Pants
Zoe Barr
Chief Petty Officer
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