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I must say this joke page is pretty damn successful. Anyone hear any good Chuck Norris jokes?

I'm rolling!!!

It's amazing. I saw it in Hawaii a month before it was released mainland US.

Okay. This is kind of off-topic and at the same time it isn't. But how would I go about putting this game down on paper. Like so I could play with my buddies who have no PC. Because I play DnD and all that shtuff but this game has unique skills and all that to play. Knockout rating, Gun Combat, Moti...

Is that violins i hear?

The world's smallest violin. XD

Okay...Anyone seen Zombieland yet?

That joke was more awful than two zombies dining at a preschool.

That totally one upped the rest of our jokes.

It is banned in Australia. Sigh..

Seriously?!

That's a bummer because if you have the right guns it's like a real combat op...

"Remember, we're going in deep. Once the suit is penetrated, you can kiss your ass goodbye" Hearing this over the comms made Michael swiftly shut his mouth. The gravity of the situation struck him harder than a 10mm round from a Pulse Rifle ever could. "If there is a God, let him prove it by gettin...

I'm just gonna say this right now...Obi...Ew. I got one. A man visits his wife in the hospital since she's been in a coma for six months. They've tried to wake her and nothing has ever worked. So one day he's visiting and the nurse comes in to give the wife a bath, she has a warm wet towel and begin...

As Johnson was "loaded" into the suit, he gave the techs a hard time. They would take a cigarette from his mouth and throw it away and before they could turn around he had another one sticking out of his grinning lips. "You boys aren't any fun now." He joked. After listening to everything he finally...

New Lance Corporal Michael Johnson sat in the back of briefing, sitting quietly through everything. It was unlike him but he had seen some crazy things since joining the Corps. "Oorah." He muttered to himself, getting up with everyone to do their thing.

Thanks all! I'm glad that you guys kept me good.

You all hear about Colonial Marines being shoved back into 2011? Late, 2011. Dammit.

Hmmm. I do believe I can hear a pin hitting the floor.